Does anyone know of any websites with good but clean jokes. Laughter is a key to feeling better.
Q: where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Right where you left him. :-) Bazooka gum
I'd try Google. Sort through them until you find one or two you like. Try BigGeekDaddy.com for starters. It can be funny
Laughter is the best medicine and it's freeeeeeee. I must laugh daily. If I haven't had a hearty laugh by 6pm, I watch "How I met your Mother" Stupid humor but it sure gets me to laugh.
If you hear of laugher sites, please pass them along as I don't know of any.
I tried laughter yoga and it was amazing.
My little kids have a few jokes to share with you:
Q: What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: EVERYBODY can roast beef, bot NOBODY can pee soup...
Q: How do you irritate Lady Gaga?
A: P-P-P-Poker Face, P-P-Poke 'er face!
I hope you liked them as much as we do :)
Thank you friends. Here's one for you:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”